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So, my apologies for the difficult read, and I hope you can suffer through it somehow, anyway...
Oh, and by the way...FIRST...
You're makin' me rethink my pick against the spread...
Thanks a ton...I really mean that...I was in a mood last night, and while the formatting completely vexed me then, as well as again this morning, I'm glad to see some folks got something out of it, anyway!
Auburn's Chaz Ramsey & Lee Zeimba try to help Glen Dorsey retire early...
Nice, huh?
Hmm...
If you play dat way, don't be surprised when you get played with like dat right back...
I can answer it for you...NONE...Leaping on an extra point? Yeah...Happens all the time...Right?
Take those two W's out of the equation, and he's 7-5, with FOUR of those losses coming at our hands...
We're about to finally push through and start a win streak versus you guys...after 10 years of back and forth...It's on, biatch!
I can seriously doubt that many fans tape and review game film as much as i do.
Just sort of a hobby of mine.
If you want to talk about game changing bad calls you have to look no futher then your game winning drive last year. On third and long your reciever was clearly 1 yard shy of the first down. It was on the opposite side of the field from Tubberville and so he didnt challenge.
The spot was made by the same linesman that made them wave off an illegal formation call earlier in the game on a play in which LSU scored.
Your team would have been forced to call there last timeout or try a 50+ yard field goal.
Either way you would have not had the same option to throw the desperation pass at the end of the game.
My point is this, officials make mistakes even in the replay booth as made evidenced by last years spot.
This game will likely be more of the same.
Your Goliath offensive team will likely not see the speed the rest of this year that they will witness saturday. As for me, ill take speed over girth any day
Scott hasn't gotten all his yardage up the middle, and just because I didn't mention Keiland Williams, Richard Murphy & Trindon Holliday (Which we most certainly do go four deep at RB, which I'm sure you already know), doesn't mean we don't have a rushing attack that doesn't exist outside of the area between Ciron Black & Herman Johnson...
That'll just be the first entry wound for Auburn's defense on Saturday, is all...
Oh, and spots are one thing...But, those weren't even objective calls on the field, man...They were ridiculously obvious...If Tuberville couldn't see it, then so be it, mistakes are made...
But, the links I posted were nothing short of dastardly...and very ironic considering who was replaying the film in the booth from inside Jordan Hare...
I look forward to reading your excuses next week.
Like Kentucky rolling coverage away from us over and over, and Woodson's ability to hit the intermediate throw against our coverage...It hurt us all days...We couldn't get pressure, they stayed in it, and when Chevis went down, they picked on Jai Eugene like they were an Eagle, and he was Prometheus' liver...
Against Arkansas last year, we honestly had the game won on 4th & 10 in overtime...We didn't blitz a sub-par quarterback in Casey Dick when he was UNDER CENTER, and we let their least talented tailback convert on a back-breaking play...
I've NEVER shied away from calling spades spades when it comes to LSU and not pulling it out...
But, when you finish filling out the police report after we assault you in Jordan Hare on Saturday, are you going to come back here and man up like you KNOW I will?
Never make excuses? Your team got ran over by an Arkansas team that even a kindergartner knew would run the ball.
They absolutely ran over your vaunted D even though you knew it was coming.
I was completely shocked last year when LSU was invited to the dance. Having said that, i do believe your team is as deep as any team in the country this year outside the QB position. However im not sold at all on your coach.
PS im old enough to be your Dad im sure, and certainly man enough to show up here if we lose.
I will say this. There was a time I figured LSU to be a lock for the win. Then there was this...QB change, and I began to lean toward Auburn. Having seen LSU respond to the scrutiny, I'm tempted to lean back to your Tigers. Then, I look back at last year and Auburn has a slow, unimpressive 1-2 start, before eventually beating favored FL, and on the road. This game is at Auburn, and they're 3-0.
I'll tell ya truthfully; I don't know what to think, except I don't think either team will dominate. I think it could be a 1, 2, or 3 run victory for one or the other by the time the final gun sounds. Best of luck all the same!
you toss a coin in the air 10 times and it lands heads-up 9 times.
the odds are still 50/50 the next time you toss it.
plus, this is the worst team auburn has fielded this decade.
I think an expert by the name of Donahue went in and inserted some .html to clean all that Tai Chi text up...I was in there trying to salvage some dignity and edit that bad boy, and all of the sudden, when I was looking at it over there, it started working...
Like a Phoenix from the ashes...LOL...
DAMMIT...
Did you copy the text from a word processor into MT? Regardless, the apostrophes and other special characters get jumbled for who knows what reason.
If I missed any, and for future reference, the proper fix is to delete the offending punctuation and retype it in MT. This will be needed to be done anytime you past something into MT from MS Word.
War Eagle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4NYAf4hU2g
BOOMER!
The center moved. Granger got off the ball real fast and hit the guard - like now. Granger's posture after the play - indicated that he did not do it intentionally. He backed away from the altercation. He didn't seem to be talkin' any smack. The offense was assessed a "false start" penalty. This play is quite common on a false start. It's usually a "free hit" on an offensive lineman. The Trojans do it every chance they can get. Is it dirty? I think it's all part of the game. This happens alot in most games. When you get a free shot - you take it. Sometimes, they'll take the penalty to get that shot. That happens alot also. What we don't know is what was going on prior to the "false start". We don't know what smack was said. It is very apparent that the Washington O-Line decided that this guy wasn't gonna finish the game though. I can't quite make out exactly what they did to injure the guy though. It is clear that after he was down, and on the ground, that the two Washington players were talkin' smack after they hurt him. They got right up like they knew full well that they had accomplished their mission.
Of course all this drama will be unraveling in the shadow of the much bigger SEC showdown taking place in Konxville!
GO GATORS!!
My X Factor: Field Position and how its tilted because of Mr. Trindon Holliday...#8 had 160 yards returning punts last Saturday...In all of 2007, we had 160 yards returning punts!
Between what he can do on kickoffs and punt returns, we will force Auburn to either punt away or to sacrifice what's almost a sure touchdown if he has a chance to make the first man miss (He does it just about every time he's ever put a football in his hands in the open field)...It will be crucial for field position and the quarterbacking-for both teams...
Oh thats right we do dont we.
You'll get a rare treat to see this year's leading returner when #8 takes one to the house...Though admittedly, it might be a kickoff or a punt...
Doesn't matter if you can punt it or not, if you punt to #8, you're going to give up field position. Period. Our coverage unit has been one of the strengths of this team, so far.
Dunn has been very explosive this year. Both could be a huge part of the game
plus, what did he do in bryant-denny last year?
nothing? yeahh......
give me Javier Arenas any day of the week. you know, the guy that ran one back on you last year?
look him up on youtube. most dangerous returner in the SEC.
I'm just fine with him...
HomerCrimson...LOL...
to satisfy you, TT, neither of these teams could handle USC right now.
Auburn is vastly overrated. theres just no other way to put it.
LSU may or may not be top 10 material, frankly, i just havent seen much of them yet.
i thought about this game today, because im visiting auburn this weekend. i came up with some profound statements. take a look:
- Auburn cant win this game, but LSU can certainly lose it.
- LSU's offense will score at least 10 points. Auburn's will score up to 10.
- This game is coming down to turnovers. bottom line.
- I think Auburn must come up at least +2 in turnovers to win this game.
- This game has the potential to be a blowout, slash, beginning of the end to Auburn's glory years.
- You need to play to win.....but you also have to win to play... (The Office)
Auburn's coaching staff will do anything it takes to win this game, whether it's Kodi Burns running the ball 30 times, or chop-blocking LSU's best D-Lineman, you will witness Auburn's best coaching efforts.
Don't count on them using the same gameplan on offense as used against MSU.
my prediction: look for a LOT of Kodi Burns in this one folks.
I wonder if that thought came to him afterwards...I'm sure it was completely extemperaneous...LOL...
I like how he says he's going to talk about the game, and then compares each team individually to another team from another conference...
I wonder if he thinks Alabama's a "for real" Top 10 team...
Don't worry, BC, we know you have those Crimson colored Ray-Ban's welded to that stringy haired small animal on top of your head, so I'll just answer for you:
They're not.
But don't take my word for it...Give us a few weeks...Come November, your team trainer will invest in soap on a rope, let you guys get gunshy about dropping it in the shower after the thrashing you'll receive in Baton Rouge at our hands...
dont take this personally bud, but after one glane at that ridiculously long post, i decided it would be a waste of time to read. have a take, dont suck, get to the point.
also, dont flatter yourself. i would never copy anything from you.
what part are you accusing me of stealing anyway? i thought my post was pretty original.
lastly, whats up with you and my hair?
if i didnt know any better id say you were infatuated with it.
try it out if you want.
girls might start to notice you.......ehhh maybe not....
by the way: cool gel dude!
Let's get one thing straight. When it comes to the department you're sneaking suspiciously to, I'll put my wampum belt up against yours, anyday, Grashopper.
You see, son, I go after Women...Not girls...One day you'll find out...But the problem is, you have to have personality. Your HS football career got you by with no mouthpiece in high school, and you may even get a single, depressed, and recent divorcee milf at your 10 year reunion still getting mileage out of that angle, but after you take those Pampers off, you'll realize that you have to have a personality in order to pull wool at the next level.
Now that I think about it, the chick I cropped out of that photo's not only hotter than anything you've tuned in on Spanktravision or Skinnamax, she's a Doctor of Veterinary Medicine, having graduated from LSU's vet school two years ago...
So, remember that the next time you send a pretty little Undecided Major home from your apartment on the "Walk Of Shame", and you notice she has those big X's or stamps on her hands...We've all been there before, BC, and we realize just how little game one has to have to be able to get a few drinks into a college aged girl, spit last week's lecture from your Intro To International Relations class to her, and offer her a ride home...
We all sharpened our tool set there at one time or another...Let's hope you move past it, and don't end up like Wooderson from Dazed & Confused...
Remember, BC...I dig WOMEN...Not girls...I don't need a Flock of Seagulls haircut and letterman jackets to pull my wool, son...
Of course you couldn't admit to reading my post, BC...Otherwise you'd have had to have agreed with what I said about Burns...and we know you aren't capable of that...
you see, TE, once you mature a little bit, youll eventually find that "pulling wool" isn't near as enjoyable as "making love." I have had the same girlfriend for a little over a year, and we plan on getting married after college. while she may not boast the education required to neuter cats, she does have a wealthy father, and ill put my first estate up that she's hotter than any "woman" you've ever touched.
i graduated from "pulling wool" when i got my diploma.
i apologize to my fans for TE taking it there on fanblogs. but just know i have to come out on top of every discussion no matter the subject.
and TE, if you said the same thing as me, then maybe your post holds more water than i thought. i might give it a read.
and ill have no problem admitting agreeance once that day comes.
Admitting to marrying for money and being the first human being to use the word "agreeance" since Fred Durst at the Grammy's a few years back...
Yeah, you're on top, alright, BC...LOL...
BC "makes love"...LOL!
Wow...Just...Wow...
some of you know what im talking about.
and if you dont, maybe your time would be best served not reading this.
and love is all you need TE.
but dont just take my word for it:
all you need is love
- The Beatles
and im not marrying for money, that's just icing on the cake. lets just say in her case, "meeting the parents" increased her stock by a point.
and are we not in agreeance that the word "agreeance" isnt used enough?
Call it "Love Tips...With BC"...Think of it as a redneck, really white and really Bama-style "The Ladies Man" schtick...
You post a short little intro with a snippet of emotional wisdom, and then we can post in with our questions on what to do and how to do it...
Should Zac NOT turn on SportsCenter immediately afterwards?
Should Kevin look into role-playing?
Are you REALLY pulling our leg when you tell us the best place to meet chicks is a Family Reunion?
Seriously....I'm being on the up-and-up here. Love Tips...With Bleed Crimson...Some nice Courvoisier by your chair....soft light in the background...You under your Dale Earnhardt blanket...
Greatness...
......not
you boys have a nice weekend. ill be back here after my trip down to the barn.
TE, try to lay off the hair product, the fumes arent good for your brain.
Meet me at Toomers corner after the game. Ill bring the toilet paper
Now this is epic. You've way overdone yourself. Your definately "the last comic standing". I don't know if I can ever stop laughin' at this. I can't even believe that this is real. Is it? Did your mom ever get back from Walgreen's with your prescription? Really, you've just got to stop. Your just slaying us with your keen insight. You need to start imparting some of your wisdom toward Hollywood. They'll be writing scripts for you in no time. In fact, they probably won't have to write them at all. They'll probably just let you speak. You'll be the funniest comedian since "Red Skelton". You really are the epitomy of the term "Gump".
Did he go to Auburn?
That is one of the funniest lines I have ever read!!!
i try.
I can understand your resentment of Auburn,your a Bama fan its expected.
But to say that AU coaches would resort to cheating is even a stretch for most Bama fans.
Guess its the new breed of Bama fan. I just hope that after the only illegal block thrown the entire year last year we dont see an attempt at retaliation.
You have a serious hate problem.
I can't find anything in here that I agree with. If you had stated that somebody stole your meds, and that you hadn't been on them for several daze, I might have been able to agree with that though. I do think that LSU would give USC all they could handle. I think that Auburn can win the game - especially if they can force some turnovers. I'm not convinced that either team can score ten points or even give up ten points. And, I'm not sure that anybody will turn it over at all, and Auburn still might win somehow. And, "You need to win to play". What's that? Oh, I'll think that they'll both line up for this one regardless. Let's hope that your mom can get back from the drug store soon.
i said i thought auburn could win with a favorable turnover margin.
i also cant believe you didnt agree with this:
you need to play to win.....but you also need to win to play....
(it was a joke. its a quote from The Office. a hit comedy series....nevermind)
However we will see LSU and AU play and thats a fact
Also all the Bama smack talk in the world wont change the FACT that we get to settle it on the field
i just hope that doesnt affect the party scene!
How is that a fact? LSU's defensive line might just blow USC smooth off the ball. And, if that were to happen, that is not good. LSU's offensive line may do the same. Until those lines collide - we'll never know for sure what will happen. Don't be misled by fast little guys running around the periphery of the game. The battle is up front, and if and when these two collide, is the only time we're ever gonna know what might happen. And, I can promise you this, it's gonna be a game that is won by interior linemen period. So, that being said, LSU with some of the strongest line play in the nation - can beat any team at any time. So, that is not a FACT!
Watch the line move at least -.5 for LSU by tomorrow morning!
He was probably just giving Mad Props to Tuberville for calling in on his Dr. Lou segment...
Anyone know what cable system I can get Dr. Lou on?
Both of those guys are good to miss about two games a year...Probably their only ? marks going on to play on Sundays...
Are you going to be in AU this weekend? Ill be there so if you are let me know and we can share a cold one.
I mean, my name's actually Gary, but you get the point...
"i apologize to my fans for TE taking it there on fanblogs. but just know i have to come out on top of every discussion no matter the subject"
I had wanted to meet a Barner friend of mine, and even try to meet up with WEA, but alas, real life came calling...
Thanks for the offer, though...Tell you what, if you can make it to my tailgate through the hailstorm of warm Zip-Loc bags filled with urine, Maker's Mark bottles, and drunk girls with green teeth (TM-Charlie Daniels Band), whatever's on the menu for the Allbarn game next year, there's an ice cold adult beverage and a plate of good food with your name on it, sir...
Now the last thing I wanted to do was get in a fight...
In Auburn, Alabama on a Saturday night...
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
"Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."
I have probably the most eclectic musical tastes known to man...
Do you think anyone would think I'd flipped
If I plan my trip to LA ...
via Omaha?
This is what you-and USA Today-call a wealth of smack, with an economy of words...
If your not really TE's alter ego let me warn you about something.
Dont be silly enough to show up on the plains in Bama garb with AU and LSU playing.
Ill loan you a hat