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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

OU_Ron — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:39:07 -0000

Hmmmm.......ok

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

trevote — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:41:10 -0000

Umma freshmen DLinemen that runs a 4.7 i dnt like the position i wanna be a runningback

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

jold — Sat, 02 May 2009 11:48:49 -0000

Haha silly

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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

Zac — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:06:39 -0000

My wife and I have been Muppet fans for years (kids too). She cried when Jim Henson died; I wasn't feel'n much good either. Great stuff; helped build lots of memories with me and mine. Of the movies, I have to go with Muppets Take Manhatan. "Cancel the show! Hyeeeeee Yah!"

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

aVoiceInSC — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:42:01 -0000

Waldorf and Statler are classic. I wish they were still around.

That show, as a whole, was absolutely ingenious. Great clip.

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

fosterkeats — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:44:03 -0000

Anyone remember this:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Kinda how my day's been...

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

The_Observer — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:35:50 -0000

Sometimes people OWE the IRS money, TE. The longer I can hold onto the money the better, IMO.

By the way, taxes CAN be time consuming and get more complicated than 2 LLC's and being a "fulltime permanent employer". Just so you know we aren't all idgits.

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

TampaGator — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:23:48 -0000

That's nice.

I have a tax guy; the post was in jest.

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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

-TE- — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:13:55 -0000

I think you have some latent issues you need to deal with...

I'll bet if you began keeping a dream journal, Holly's name would be all over it...

[kidding]

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

-TE- — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:39 -0000

Dude...I have two LLC's & a W-2 fulltime permanent employer, and I filed using TurboTax, for free, and even itemized...

Got my federal return back (Yes, TE expenses the hell out of everything) over two months ago...

Louisiana's State Tax Deadline is May 15th...So I didn't bother with it. It's free, as well.

If you can't file your taxes in a timely fashion, you're either a procrastinator of the first order, or a complete idgit...

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

TampaGator — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:06:32 -0000

Friendly reminder:

Don't forget to get your extensions filed to today...

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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

Bama_Babe — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:14:01 -0000

Haha. Am I rambling on about her too much??

I'm just trying to let it all out before the season starts...

;)

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:38:47 -0000

Nobody with a MD like Dr. Lou is required to run it...

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:38:06 -0000

You really need to sit down with Holly and get this issue resolved... :-)

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

Bama_Babe — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:17:32 -0000

Holly Rowe signed up to run, but later chose to sit it out because they told her she was not allowed to jog along and interview the runners during the race....So she decided to wait at the finish line and ask stupid questions like "So, Coach Weiss, how do you feel about your last place finish?"

Julio Jones did not sign up to run, but won anyway ....

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

gatorhippy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:16:34 -0000

You didn't see it, WEAtl?

It was on national television Thanksgiving weekend...

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

Zac — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:22:12 -0000

HOLY COW!!! I got one. It just might even be funny. Here goes.

Lou Holtz tried to run the race, but didn't finish as he was too busy giving pep-talks to stragglers like Friegen, Mangino, & Weiss. Since they couldn't finish, he may be still talk'n.

Can you verify that for us Fosterkeats?

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:07:20 -0000

On water. Love it!

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:05:55 -0000

Therein lies the hard part. You have to create this on your own. Either come up with an opinion piece, or comment on an existing story.

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

fosterkeats — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:59:26 -0000

Throw me a random sports topic that hasn't been beaten like a dead horse, and I'll make it happen...

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

TampaGator — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:52:53 -0000

Well played.

b/t/w: "...you got easily distracted and ran the 400 instead of the 40....."

Your previous post was as longer than my first 2 combined; maybe we both "Gumped" it.

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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

TampaGator — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:46:17 -0000

"...First of TG it's a joke, you don't see anyone else on here objecting like you ......"

I let it slide the 1st couple of times, but you kept banging the same drum, even taking it into another thread; a reply at this point, seemed in order.

As for the remainder of my post--it was in the spirit of this thread, including "embellishment", so I see no need to address your reply to any of it, which I took in essentially the same spirit.

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Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

thebuckstopshere — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:59:46 -0000

Nah man you got it all wrong.....

This should be a one two liner tops. You're not writing a skit for SNL here.

Slightly embellished but a good use of references (you have to read the Jax thread to understand)

All in all it had potential, but like the race you got easily distracted and ran the 400 instead of the 40.........

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

thebuckstopshere — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:47:18 -0000

First of TG it's a joke, you don't see anyone else on here objecting like you ......

I can just picture you reading my post and saying to yourself.....

"Well that's just dumb it’s not even remotely conceivable. Gatorhippy and I were in two different locations on our trips. Honestly I don't know where Buckstop comes up with this stuff, it's not even logical. I know I am heterosexual and clearly not gay. This guy is really delusional, I have to respond and point out to him how ridiculous his insinuations are."
LOL

I love that you led off the next part of your post with "if recollection serves"... HAHA... That's golden. You recalling something accurately, is a true feat of the mind. And you didn't disappoint, showcasing your limited abilities with the examples you listed in an attempt to make it seem like I contradicted myself. Taking things out of context and misinterpreting things are the name of the game when TG is operating.....

If anyone seeks progressive dialog and fruitful debate then avoid TG. All your discussions will falter as you will be forced to relentlessly reiterate your points over and over, hoping beyond hope that some of it will sink in to his thick skull. And not only that, right when you think you have made a breakthrough he will go on a two day hiatus. Coincidently he will return along with his wingman, who at the exact same time also claimed to be away on "business". From there they will attempt to blindside you in what seems like a coordinated surprise attack (lol). And at last you could be tired of arguing the same old sh*t (by the way don't say sh*t, that's not classy) and you might decide (like I did) to poke fun at the fact TG and Gatorhippy travel at the same times and it was peculiar how they both returned and stated to you similar excuses for being gone. But if you do decide to have a little fun with this coincident, be for warned. If you make the slightest suggestion that they possibly hooked up, you will be promptly labeled a homophobe and a pervert.....

LOL

In your own words TG

"lighten up it's just a sports blog"

GO GATORS!!!

Re: Coach's 40-Yard Dash

TampaGator — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:50:07 -0000

LOL!

Allow me to expound:

...although finding the sight of half-naked beautiful women to be positively offensive, Buckstops proceded to call everyone in the race "faggot", and accuse everyone else of being homosexual, and proceeded to utter countless profanities, as he decried the event as "lacking class"; however, he set out to win it anyway, declaring that "...one does not need class to win this race...", and since "...[he] had no class...", he could surely win it...

....as he approached the 20 yardline, Buckstops raised his hands, declaring victory, then promply face-planted in the mud (after it was pointed out to him, that he had run the 20 yds in the wrong direction (at TG's prompting))...

...afterwards, BSH and TE giggled incesantly, as they recalled Buckstops rants:

"...you called 'em faggot"...,

"...Tim Tebow masterbates..."

...giggle giggle giggle....

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