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Re: Don't Tase Me Bro! -- Gainsville Style

OU_Ron — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:06:58 -0000

Don't go to Lumpy's in Salt Lake City if any Utah Ute football players are around, you might get your @ss kicked.

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Cobia — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:49:05 -0000

Hahhaha... He's actually a huge conspiracy theorist.

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gatorhippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:50:37 -0000

Tuh...Azered...Tazered

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-TE- — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:07:54 -0000

You two are nominated for the most obscure pop culture references of the week...

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gatorhippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:48:18 -0000

Since when would Gandolf get tazed...

He strikes me as more likely to do the tazin'...

Between his quaffs of hobbit ale and fiery bowls of fine shire herb...

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gatorhippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:45:21 -0000

Yuh...

Hung like a tuna can...

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Ramblin' Gator — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:40:58 -0000

They tased him and he still got up and hauled ass!

Damn straight - that dude is a bad-azz!

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fosterkeats — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:30:27 -0000

I used to think that Heather THOMAS was on TJ Hooker, then I found out she actually guest starred in one episode...

http://www.imdb.com/title/t...

Dennis Franz was in that episode too...

And I was glad to see that Adrian Zmed was still alive...

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:08:25 -0000

Okay, raise your hand if you ever got Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear confused!

Thomas was sooo much hotter than Locklear, and lacked the bitch attitude.

I might be alone on this, but I often check out the popular baby names for boys' list to see if Scatman is making a comeback...

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fosterkeats — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:40:40 -0000

I forgot the hot blonde was Heather Thomas... I bet Baio was all up in that...

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Scatman Crothers and Aunt Esther from Sanford & Son were in it too... classic...

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:55:35 -0000

I thought her favorite song was Tesla Girls or Electricity by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark?

Bonus points for working in Zapped as a pop culture reference. I thought I was the only one who liked that movie--back in the day--although Zac will be along later to expand on that notion. Not so much that he liked the movie, but that he was probably a big Scott Baio fan...

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fosterkeats — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:02:12 -0000

Urban Meyer was "shocked" at this most recent unfortunate event in HIS program...

Tim Tebow said he got the call about the incident while watching the 1982 Scott Baio classic "Zapped!"...

Janoris' mother said his favorite song growing up was "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant...

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Ramblin' Gator — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:38:13 -0000

I like the name, Fulmer Cup, though perhaps Coker Cup would be more appropriate. :-)

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Gatorader — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:51:35 -0000

Hey man, your business was just hanging out there for everyone to see! Pretty short order too...

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:50:04 -0000

And you were afraid to shake his hand? Bzzzt!

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:44:52 -0000

I think they should award an extra point in the Fulmer Cup if they taze a guy.

Also, should they change the name of the Fulmer Cup, or would that be like changing the name of the Cy Young?

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:42:57 -0000

It was YOU? I thought it was Gandolf...

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gatorhippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:21:54 -0000

Why you want to tell everyone my business?

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gatorhippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:21:22 -0000

Best part?

They tased him and he still got up and hauled ass!

Unlike Geno "Taze" Hayes...

That's the kind of mean streak I like to see from my defenders...

I'm pretty sure JJ eats glass and pisses hot lava as well...

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Cobia — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:00:19 -0000

I've actually met the, "don't tase me bro" guy.

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Gatorader — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:38:21 -0000

too bad there is no youtube video to go along with this story. Have ya'll seen the naked wizard getting tazed at the hippie fest?

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Zac — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:54:27 -0000

I hadn't read about this till now. I wasn't there; so, I couldn't have seen what happened. Based on what little I know, it sounds a lot like what happened with Noel Devine a few months back: wrong place, wrong time.

There are two things I can't stand with regards to high profile collegiate athletes.

1) Those athletes, because of their natural & superior talents, think the world owes them a livening, and

2) Those athletes who are decent kids, actually give a damn about their personal education, appreciate the opportunity afforded them, and wind up somebody else's target.

This guy sounds like #2. He tried to do the right thing, and some a$$hole just couldn't let it go.

If you're bad, you make headlines. If you're good, sometimes you too make headlines, in spite of your good intentions.

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Ben Prather — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:24:00 -0000

South Florida holds the lead

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Ben Prather — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:54:49 -0000

You mean this one?

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Ramblin' Gator — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:54:38 -0000

do they have NCAA rankings to see how this compares?

Yes they do, Ben. It's called The Fulmer Cup at EDSBS. This was a three point arrest in their ranking system. Still, I'm not sure that UF is on pace to win The Fulmer Cup this year unless Gators start firing guns, selling drugs, or stealing credit cards from deceased coeds.

I need a T-shirt that reads "don't taze me bro!" for my next rock concert.