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Fanblogs.com: Florida Gator Fans: Buy your Tim Tebow Thong now!

  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    I'll send you a picture as soon as I get them on, K-Hue...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    Gator lady? Et tu, Hipp'e?
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Oh...

    I missed the part about him wanting pics of gator ladies in this thong...

    Just ignore that e-mail attachment, Kev...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    I hope you've posted it to Facebook as well!
  • Kevin @ Fanblogs · 7 months ago
    Ewww.
  • Cobia · 7 months ago
    hahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha....so that's why they call him T-boner.
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    In all seriousness though...

    Isn't it a bit disgusting that while Tim can make no money off of his popularity and name while enrolled at UF...

    Somebody can use an alternate spelling of his name and make all the money they want...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    I know. I'm kicking myself that I didn't come up with that, either...
  • Bama_Babe · 7 months ago
    Well, WEA, here's what you WON'T find under my snuggie....

    ;)
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Maybe they'll make some Tee-Bears next, darlin'...

    I'd imagine they'd only be good for the winter seein' as how they'd probably be fur-lined...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    When Alabama's new logo becomes a teddy-bare looking critter named Bryant, we'll all have Gatorhippy to blame...
  • Mr2Bits · 7 months ago
    This is what I'd wear to the Bama games if I was a fan.

    http://www.abcunderwear.com/elephant-thong.html
  • Cobia · 7 months ago
    Mr2bits, you found those things awfully fast. haha
  • Mr2Bits · 7 months ago
    Linked to my favorites, I own three
  • Cobia · 7 months ago
    hahahaha
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    Do you moonlight in a job that requires you to wear those?
  • Mr2Bits · 7 months ago
    Not now but did one night for a sorority party back in college. Made $200 and a handle of jack....great night.
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Bryant the Bear would be a revenue explosion for UAT...

    Especially if they secured a live mascot and put a little houndstooth hat on him...
  • Bama_Babe · 7 months ago
    Haha hmm, fur-lined?? I don't know about that...
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    The downside would be that if there was a little whale tail goin' on folks might think you got a hairy crack...
  • Bama_Babe · 7 months ago
    Yeah, I'm thinking the hair/fur can stay away...

    ;)
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    hahaha! Good one!
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Between the autographed memorabilia and the actual merchandising this poor guy is having his name (or a psuedonym thereof) sold all over the place...

    I'm not sure there has ever been another college athlete that has catalyzed the production of this kind of "cashing in" while still enrolled in school...

    And alot of the stuff; like these drawers for instance; isn't probably even something he would approve his name/likeness being associated with in the first place...

    Just seems disrespectful to the kid and his beliefs...
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    "They're the next best thing to bleeding orange and blue..."

    And I'm just not sure that's the best line to use when selling ladies' undergarments...
  • TigerEducated · 7 months ago
    I was about to copy & paste that down there...and I'm thinking that's the WORST bit of copy to ever be used in a product's Marketing Description...

    EVER...
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Maybe that...

    And the Five Dollar Footlong motions on the Subway commercial...
  • Zac · 7 months ago
    So it was Tebow who put the "T" in Thong. Sure lends a whole new meaning to "up tight & outta sight."
  • TampaGator · 7 months ago
    KHue:

    "...Tim Tebow as your floss? Up in your business?..."

    Hilarious!

    I can't really defend the use of this thing--I certainly wouldn't buy one for my gal, were I in such a situation (I'm married--so I guess insert wife here, though...I'll have to leave it at that....)--partially because it seems like you're invoking the concept of another man to get a rise out of your woman--and perhaps worse, the very concept brings Tim Tebow to mind--as intended by the marketing--and frankly, I'd rather he, or any man for that matter, remain out of mind in the realm of intimate apparel/lingerie (hell, it might even cause an accute case of ED...).

    That said, from the business end (no pun intended)--in these times, just about ANYTHING that increases cash flow, is pretty much fair game (provided it's legal, and not immoral). More power to them.

    ....just count me out as a customer--Mrs. 'Gator shan't be wearing any of these anytime soon.


    GO GATORS!!
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    ...Tim Tebow as your floss? Up in your business?...

    They've forced him down everybody's throat so much...

    The logical place to start next is at the other end...
  • Ramblin' Gator · 7 months ago
    LOL!!

    ESPN - Now forcing Tebow into every orifice!
  • Dustin Draper · 7 months ago
    Why aren't you guys pulling all the CFN football articles? or SI's revised top 25?
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    What are these about which you speak?
  • Ben Prather · 7 months ago
    CFN has membership fees for most articles and copyright issues.

    A preseason top 25 preview is on the way, I stumbled on a good site earlier this week to cover.
  • Kevin @ Fanblogs · 7 months ago
    Why would we pull CFN articles? Go read CFN if you want their stuff. If you want to have a good time and talk some football, stick around.
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Since when do we actually talk "football" around here?
  • WarEagleFan · 7 months ago
    My only question is do they come with attachments for when you do bleed blue and orange???
    Will BleedCrimson be buying one for his better half...maybe but only with daddys money...
  • TigerEducated · 7 months ago
    Bleed_Kotex buys in bulk...For BOTH...
  • WarEagleFan · 7 months ago
    Somehow I just knew that you would comment on this...and yes I agree
  • The_Observer · 7 months ago
    Is it just me or am I the only one that wouldn't mind if the word "Kotex" was never used again? Seriously.
  • Ramblin' Gator · 7 months ago
    It's weird because almost nothing offends me, but the "K word" and "vuh-jay-jay" are two words I couldn't pronounce in a crowded room of mixed company. Probably my GENTEEL, southern heritage working against me.

    Is it football season yet?
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    Gentiles are people who are not of the Jewish faith...

    :-)
  • Ramblin' Gator · 7 months ago
    What do you expect? I majored in computer science - you're lucky the message wasn't in binary. ;-)
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    0011 0010100110 111010101000!
  • Ramblin' Gator · 7 months ago
    I also should have included a winking emoticon following that sentence. My heritage is truly southern, though more "white trash" than "GENTEEL". :-D
  • WarEagleFan · 7 months ago
    That's caucasian santitary unfortunate
  • Ramblin' Gator · 7 months ago
    If you haven't ordered yours yet, you're probably too late:

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college/g...
  • Kevin @ Fanblogs · 7 months ago
    DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • gatorhippy · 7 months ago
    Yeah...ummmm...

    I sent you the link on that this morning...
  • U.of S.C.1978 · 7 months ago
    Ahhhhh...... a customized, stinky slingshot. Get yourself one of those in XXX large and use it to launch a football farther than Tebow can hurl one.
  • TigerEducated · 7 months ago
    Speaking of Tim Tebow & hurl...This thread has truly driven itself right off the tracks, ladies & gents...
  • WarEagleFan · 7 months ago
    It's the off season what do you expect?
    How about a pre-pre-preseason poll thread now that the draft is over?
  • Zac · 7 months ago
    I gotta admit; it's enough to make me hurl...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 7 months ago
    Are you getting your Tim Tebow Thongs up in your crack, TE?

    I know you bought some...
  • 1Tomcat · 7 months ago
    I just saw this thing and thought- Gators-Tebow- 65 responses the first day
    Hey this aint about uniforms- don't think anybody could wear that thing without getting in trouble with the law-down here anyway
  • OU_Ron · 7 months ago
    LMAO...I'm not sure TC, but I think it's to be worn under something......if not...I think I'll move to Forida....
  • GeauxTigers0107 · 7 months ago
    Panties............not the greatest thing on earth but next to it!



    Geaux Tigers
    Geaux SEC
  • Zac · 7 months ago
    In the words of the Cowardly Lion, "You can say that again...huh?"