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Fanblogs.com: I want my Zook TV

  • Regan · 1 year ago
    I love Dire Straits references...
  • Zac · 1 year ago
    Can I get BTN with cable out in the middle of Big-12 country? I'd pay to see the Zooker and his team.
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 1 year ago
    I wonder if they'll go to that FRZ guy for comments on Zook...

    I want my BTN! I'm calling Comcast and telling them I'll pony up the extra eighty-seven cents or whatever it'll cost. Actually, that's the wholesale price. They'll probably want to charge the retail customers five dollars. Okay, pair it with the Mountain West network and you got a deal!
  • Ramblin' Gator · 1 year ago
    From my own experience with cable companies, I'm guessing you can get BTN for about $29.95 per month and it will come with a dozen other channels you don't care about for free...

    The Jimmy Johnson Fishing Channel

    The Steve Spurrier Golf Channel

    The Jay Paterno Political Channel

    The Charlie Weiss Food Network

    The Pete Carrol Ethical Evasion Channel

    The Nick Saban Punked Fans Channel

    The Bobby Bowden Holier-than-Thou Network

    Les Miles' Gambling Channel

    Mark Richt's Animal Planet (featuring his players)

    ...and my personal favorite:

    Tyrone Willingham's Travel Channel
  • Zac · 1 year ago
    I take it that would place Rich Rodriguez as handling the Auction Channel, as in going to the highest bidder.
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 1 year ago
    On the Saban channel, a new show: Cops. Filmed live with the men and women of law enforcement. All Alabama players are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law...

    Bobby Bowden Network, also known as Dad Gum TV (DGT)

    As far as Richt's Animal Planet, regular programming will be preempted tomorrow to bring you live coverage of the funeral of UGA VI, who died this weekend. Like all UGAs before him, he was a damn good dog.
  • Ramblin' Gator · 1 year ago
    Rodriguez... opted to keep the cameras away.

    Pity. That would have been an interesting show, though I doubt I can get BTN here.

    However, no doubt the Zooker will provide some entertaining hijinks, such as yelling at fraternity brothers.
  • Zac · 1 year ago
    Rodriguez has more important things to worry about, like where he's gonna come up with $4 M.