Fanblogs.com: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting
Porcine
· 9 months ago
It's raining men!
Kevin @ Fanblogs
· 9 months ago
For clarification, the video posted is the "some kind of male half-nude pep rally from the USC Trojans" that I am now accusing Lane Kiffin of stealing... except that it took place in a movie theater.
OU_Ron
· 9 months ago
That might be scary at Kansas and Notre Dame...
Ramblin' Gator
· 9 months ago
...and Maryland too.
OU_Ron
· 9 months ago
Shave their heads, put a diaper on em, and we would have a hell of Japanese wrestling match...
Ramblin' Gator
· 9 months ago
Are 18 year old boys really that impressed by half-naked, middle-aged men chanting? If so, I'll do my part by getting "crunk" and hanging out shirtless in Gainesville and Atlanta.
Kevin @ Fanblogs
· 9 months ago
We *DEMAND* that this take place. Video evidence required.
Ramblin' Gator
· 9 months ago
My top 10 responses...
10) That's just sick!
9) Okay, but you'll have to get me "crunk" first.
8) If Ed Orgeron can do it, so can I.
7) Any "Volunteers" to hold the cam corder?
6) Lane Kiffen is my hero! Look at my man-boobs!
5) I bet Phil Fulmer is laughing his behind off now.
4) It's been 24 hours - Lane still hasn't done anything stupid?
3) The village called - they want ME back.
2) Imagine the character Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch distasteful films. Are you certain you want to see this?
...and the #1 response is...
1) Already did it - go to youtube and search for "middle-aged idiot thinks he's a football coach".
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 9 months ago
I think that The Village People want you back, too...
Ramblin' Gator
· 9 months ago
Cool! I'll get my hard-hat and tool belt...
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 9 months ago
Hey, there's Pete Carroll in there. Where was this filmed, in the Trojan Bath House? Eeww...
TampaGator
· 9 months ago
Apparently my jalopy of a computer doesn't support this technology--and somehow I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
Typically immature Kiffy-ism, it would appear.
As for getting "crunk"--I don't know what the hell that means, but I'm think'n I'd rather one of the cheerleaders took her shirt off--that might get me "crunk".
The "Boy Wonder?"
Hell, that just makes me glad my POS computer doesn't support the technology.
GO GATORS!!
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 9 months ago
Crunk is the past tense of the irregular verb crank. Crank, cranked and have crunk, I believe is how they taught us in redneck grammar school...
Alternatively, you might refer to the Urban Dictionary for an entirely different meaning...
Zac
· 9 months ago
This sounds too much like, "It looked good out. So, I left it out all day."
Kevin @ Fanblogs
· 9 months ago
Maybe they meant the Dr. Seuss definition ( "Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now!"....."You can go in a Crunk-car if you wish.") rather than the chronic + drunk = Crunk Lil Jon definition.. which has since been expanded to "insanely off the hook like nothing else" in general suburban gangster-eese.
TampaGator
· 9 months ago
Shouldn't the proper redneck conjugation of the passive-aggressive participle then be:
"...dun bin crunk" ?
I believe that's how it woulda' dun bin taught out in the sticks, here in Florida.
GO GATORS!!
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 9 months ago
Haha. Well played. I dun reckon I forgot all my book-learning...
Dun Bin Crunk is that Saudi hip-hop guy, I believe...
Zac
· 9 months ago
"I mean... a dark theater... shirtless men.... The Vols are just a few steps away from some kind of Paul Reubens event."
K-Hue, what you really meant was some kind of Gene Simmons event, right?
U.of S.C.1978
· 9 months ago
Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top Lookin' for a moonshine still Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top Reckon they never will
Porcine
· 9 months ago
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top Half bear the other half cat Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop I still dream about that
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 9 months ago
<chorus> Rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to ME.... Good ole rocky top, rocky top Tennessee... Rocky top, Tennessee...
<repeat 68 times per game>
U.of S.C.1978
· 9 months ago
I considered that verse Porcine. I chose the other because, until I see a female bearcat, not gonna believe they really exist. I will however consider the possibility, that some of the fatbacks in that video, would attempt to mate with anything they could run down. Or perhaps, pull out of the water on a string.
TigerEducated
· 9 months ago
I have actual footage of those two caught in the act right here...
Not for the faint of heart...
1Tomcat
· 9 months ago
Thanks TE I really needed to see that-thanks Its all purty funny and the USC footage did look like it was motivating the players, however if Tenn does the same thing in a dark theater- then that's just plum creepy & weird inspirational or not. What did yall do today son? Do What? transfer to Texas A&M were weird rituals are generally accepted as the norm- like grabbing your stuff and squeezing and hollering. BTW they also have hazing routines that would make the Marines proud.
TampaGator
· 9 months ago
LAMO!
(turns out my model POS PC supports this tech'y...).
GO GATORS!!
Mr2Bits
· 9 months ago
Thats a whole lotta man boobs - ralf
Big B
· 9 months ago
This proves it. USC is just plain gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
All Comments
10) That's just sick!
9) Okay, but you'll have to get me "crunk" first.
8) If Ed Orgeron can do it, so can I.
7) Any "Volunteers" to hold the cam corder?
6) Lane Kiffen is my hero! Look at my man-boobs!
5) I bet Phil Fulmer is laughing his behind off now.
4) It's been 24 hours - Lane still hasn't done anything stupid?
3) The village called - they want ME back.
2) Imagine the character Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch distasteful films. Are you certain you want to see this?
...and the #1 response is...
1) Already did it - go to youtube and search for "middle-aged idiot thinks he's a football coach".
Typically immature Kiffy-ism, it would appear.
As for getting "crunk"--I don't know what the hell that means, but I'm think'n I'd rather one of the cheerleaders took her shirt off--that might get me "crunk".
The "Boy Wonder?"
Hell, that just makes me glad my POS computer doesn't support the technology.
GO GATORS!!
Alternatively, you might refer to the Urban Dictionary for an entirely different meaning...
"...dun bin crunk" ?
I believe that's how it woulda' dun bin taught out in the sticks, here in Florida.
GO GATORS!!
Dun Bin Crunk is that Saudi hip-hop guy, I believe...
K-Hue, what you really meant was some kind of Gene Simmons event, right?
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Half bear the other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that
Rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to ME....
Good ole rocky top, rocky top Tennessee...
Rocky top, Tennessee...
<repeat 68 times per game>
Not for the faint of heart...
Its all purty funny and the USC footage did look like it was motivating the players, however if Tenn does the same thing in a dark theater- then that's just plum creepy & weird inspirational or not. What did yall do today son? Do What? transfer to Texas A&M were weird rituals are generally accepted as the norm- like grabbing your stuff and squeezing and hollering.
BTW they also have hazing routines that would make the Marines proud.
(turns out my model POS PC supports this tech'y...).
GO GATORS!!
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/29618431/
I love this story because one of two scenarios MUST be correct:
1) Kiffin said it and it proves he's an even bigger horse's-azz than we previously thought, or...
2) Kiffin didn't say it and now he's getting a taste of his own medicine - being falsely accused.