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Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Porcine — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:31:27 -0000

There is gas being pumped alright.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Ramblin' Gator — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:00:49 -0000

Kiffin denies telling recruit he’d pump gas

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/...

I love this story because one of two scenarios MUST be correct:

1) Kiffin said it and it proves he's an even bigger horse's-azz than we previously thought, or...

2) Kiffin didn't say it and now he's getting a taste of his own medicine - being falsely accused.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Big B — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:58:57 -0000

This proves it. USC is just plain gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Mr2Bits — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:00:29 -0000

Thats a whole lotta man boobs - ralf

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Ramblin' Gator — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:58:14 -0000

Cool! I'll get my hard-hat and tool belt...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 12:32:33 -0000

I think that The Village People want you back, too...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:14:49 -0000

<chorus>
Rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to ME....
Good ole rocky top, rocky top Tennessee...
Rocky top, Tennessee...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:12:39 -0000

Haha. Well played. I dun reckon I forgot all my book-learning...

Dun Bin Crunk is that Saudi hip-hop guy, I believe...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

TampaGator — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:22:11 -0000

LAMO!

(turns out my model POS PC supports this tech'y...).

GO GATORS!!

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

TampaGator — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:19:07 -0000

Shouldn't the proper redneck conjugation of the passive-aggressive participle then be:

"...dun bin crunk" ?

I believe that's how it woulda' dun bin taught out in the sticks, here in Florida.

GO GATORS!!

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

1Tomcat — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:17:55 -0000

Thanks TE I really needed to see that-thanks
Its all purty funny and the USC footage did look like it was motivating the players, however if Tenn does the same thing in a dark theater- then that's just plum creepy & weird inspirational or not. What did yall do today son? Do What? transfer to Texas A&M were weird rituals are generally accepted as the norm- like grabbing your stuff and squeezing and hollering.
BTW they also have hazing routines that would make the Marines proud.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

-TE- — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:39:52 -0000

I have actual footage of those two caught in the act right here...

Not for the faint of heart...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

U.of S.C.1978 — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:32:35 -0000

I considered that verse Porcine. I chose the other because, until I see a female bearcat, not gonna believe they really exist. I will however consider the possibility, that some of the fatbacks in that video, would attempt to mate with anything they could run down. Or perhaps, pull out of the water on a string.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Ramblin' Gator — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:14:53 -0000

My top 10 responses...

10) That's just sick!

9) Okay, but you'll have to get me "crunk" first.

8) If Ed Orgeron can do it, so can I.

7) Any "Volunteers" to hold the cam corder?

6) Lane Kiffen is my hero! Look at my man-boobs!

5) I bet Phil Fulmer is laughing his behind off now.

4) It's been 24 hours - Lane still hasn't done anything stupid?

3) The village called - they want ME back.

2) Imagine the character Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch distasteful films. Are you certain you want to see this?

...and the #1 response is...

1) Already did it - go to youtube and search for "middle-aged idiot thinks he's a football coach".

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Porcine — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:05:40 -0000

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear the other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

U.of S.C.1978 — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:39:05 -0000

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Kevin @ Fanblogs — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:28:04 -0000

For clarification, the video posted is the "some kind of male half-nude pep rally from the USC Trojans" that I am now accusing Lane Kiffin of stealing... except that it took place in a movie theater.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Kevin @ Fanblogs — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:25:02 -0000

We *DEMAND* that this take place. Video evidence required.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Kevin @ Fanblogs — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:24:13 -0000

Maybe they meant the Dr. Seuss definition ( "Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now!"....."You can go in a Crunk-car if you wish.") rather than the chronic + drunk = Crunk Lil Jon definition.. which has since been expanded to "insanely off the hook like nothing else" in general suburban gangster-eese.

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Zac — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:19:17 -0000

This sounds too much like, "It looked good out. So, I left it out all day."

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

Zac — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:18:18 -0000

"I mean... a dark theater... shirtless men.... The Vols are just a few steps away from some kind of Paul Reubens event."

K-Hue, what you really meant was some kind of Gene Simmons event, right?

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:42:37 -0000

Crunk is the past tense of the irregular verb crank. Crank, cranked and have crunk, I believe is how they taught us in redneck grammar school...

Alternatively, you might refer to the Urban Dictionary for an entirely different meaning...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

TampaGator — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:01:27 -0000

Apparently my jalopy of a computer doesn't support this technology--and somehow I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

Typically immature Kiffy-ism, it would appear.

As for getting "crunk"--I don't know what the hell that means, but I'm think'n I'd rather one of the cheerleaders took her shirt off--that might get me "crunk".

The "Boy Wonder?"

Hell, that just makes me glad my POS computer doesn't support the technology.

GO GATORS!!

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:36:48 -0000

Hey, there's Pete Carroll in there. Where was this filmed, in the Trojan Bath House? Eeww...

Re: Kiffin brings "Half Monty" to SEC recruiting

OU_Ron — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:40:42 -0000

Shave their heads, put a diaper on em, and we would have a hell of Japanese wrestling match...