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Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:18:31 -0000

Tommy_Lifestyles,

Judging from your "mad skillz" in predicting political leanings here, pardon me for not drinking your football prognostication-flavored Kool-Aid...

Your pride's almost down...I know it's a bitter pill, but just go ahead and swallow it all down...These responses are weaker and weaker...Just relax and take it like a man, Tommy...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Lennie Collins — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:06:05 -0000

TigerEducated...that's cold! Tommy Trojan is good people...let him make it. You have been on here long enough! Facts don't mean a thing if the other person wants you to see the greatness of his team! Does my conversations with some Texas fans drive the point across? Hey, LSU has 2 National Titles this decade and USC has 1. LSU's program has been clean so far and USC's...barring any Reginald Alfred Bush Junior wrongdoing, as been clean so far!

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:02:05 -0000

TE:

It's just too bad that you guys won't even get out of the west this year, in order to get to be unfortunate enough, to get your azzez handed to you. Well, maybe next year.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Zac — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:57:15 -0000

TE, thou hast worried over little ole me? I truly am touched.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:46:14 -0000

More like a Brainy Smurf and Junkie Smurf arguing it out...Because one of us is responding with facts, and one of us is saying that "Earth Movers being driven by Darren McFadden" couldn't have gained any yardage against the USC Defense that day...

I mean, where does reality end and a drug induced SoCal Stupor begin for this guy?

I'm all for metaphors...Hell, I'm the king of the mixed metaphor, as most of you can attest to, but this thing comes off as a little one-sided...He's got some pride, but at some point, there's no pride in walking away when you know you've been bested...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:41:49 -0000

Remind me again who the Arizona Cardinals had "battle" it out with...Kurt Warner?...for starting QB this past offseason?

Better yet...How did Mike Williams work out for you, so far?

I guess I can say Reggie's a great NFL player, but we're hoping Deuce comes back again to be the every down back in the Nolia', and even without, Reggie's 112 receiving yards and the presence of Pierre Thomas & Aaron Stecker have provne beyond a shadow of a doubt that Reggie's future is as a 3rd down RB, everydown Slotback/WR...

Colston's thumb surgery and subsequent 4-6 week absence from the lineup will probably FINALLY put him where he'll be most damn effective for that offense-and himself as a player in that league-come next Sunday...

BTW-We won two BCS trophies with 6th/7th round picks at quarterback...We never won with JR at the helm...

What does that say about the rest of our team?

Dude, I could keep going on this, but I'll go back to the point you mentioned first...

Have I made a single excuse for my team when we lost to Kentucky or Arkansas last year? Hell no, I haven't...But, had Matt Flynn had his arm severed in a tragic farm accident before the BCS Game, would you say we were chumps because we couldn't win (No, because Perrilloux would've probably smoked the Buckeyes, too, but you get my point)...

McFadden WAS that team...and they were also starting Casey Dick-who Mitch the Bitch allegedly felt he was better than (and admittedly he did lead them to 8 straight wins after that first loss)-and that made JUUUUUUUUST a bit of difference...

Once again...Make sure you do whatever it takes to minimize the facts I bring up and emphasize the pie-in-the-sky daisy-chain stats you bring up...

Round and round we go...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Lennie Collins — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:36:17 -0000

This Tommy Trojan and TigerEducated conversation is like Brainy Smurf and Vanity Smurf arguing! I say forgot the talk and put on the boxin' gloves and duke it out! The chances of LSU and USC meeting on the field are very slim.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:31:47 -0000

Well, I'm obviously outsmarting you, that's for sure...But, your coach's mentality-much like osmosis-has rubbed off on you...

You see, we aren't afraid to put integrity in front of wins and the depth chart...

You guys worry about the W's, and we care about the way we carry ourselves as a program and institution...

That's why we can jettison a Perrilloux, and you've still got a sex offender ('allegedly') cavorting around your program and leading your PROUD TEAM...

I-n-t-e-g-r-i-t-y...

You have none...We have it, in spades...as well as DOUBLE the amount of precious Crystal Footballs that denote National Championships, kind sir...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:16:40 -0000

TE:

Doesn't that McFadden turf-toe thing ever get old with you guys? The guy could have been sittin' behind the wheel of an earth mover and never gained a yard that day. And, what about Jones? What is his excuse? And what about 06' - what's the excuse for that game? Oh, and you might as well give me some excuses for Auburn also while your at it.
Oh, I knew that you'd notice that one lousy point in 03' and try and wield it to your advantage. Fact is: that would have been a great game in 03' - as LSU was probably the best team in the land for that year. But, sadly, you did not play the best competition in order to prove it. I think we proved that the following year by blowin' out Oklahoma 55-19. What did you guys do? Oh, 17-14 or something pathetic like that. Am I mistaken?
Speaking of Oakland: did you see that sorry QB they had in there. That guy was so slow that he couldn't avoid a sea-slug ridin' a clam if it was comin' at him. Who was that guy anyway?

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:53:38 -0000

TE:

Well, you sure outsmarted us all on this one. What you don't know is that Aaron Corp, our # 2 QB, is better than both Sanchez and Mustain. He's only a RS freshman and Pete liked him more than Clausen. He'll turn out better than Clausen - as he has wheels. We never needed Mustain and he is currently listed as # 3 on the depth chart. If Sanchez goes down - it won't even matter - and it's not gonna be because of Mitch Mustain. Next year, the top QB in the country, comes on board also. Man, you better be prayin' that you guys don't ever win enough games to have to play us. I can't figure out how your administration is gonna be able to figure out how to duck us for that many years. It's gonna be tough....

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:49:16 -0000

So you're saying Darren McFadden played the rest of his life without practicing and on a broken big toe like he played the USC game that year to open the year?

OH....I'm sorry, Tommy...I'm using FACTS to own you...I should've told you beforehand I wouldn't be dreaming stuff up before throwing it at you and seeing if it stuck against the wall...

Oh, and in '03, the year we won the ACTUAL BCS Championship, you beat AU 23-0 to start the year...

We beat them 31-7...So, we gave up one score, but we scored 8 more points...

Does that mean we have an offense better than any in the League?

Unlike you, I don't have a doctor prescribing me Lithium, so I live in a place called Reality (You should check your dosage, by the way, because you're wayyyy off the Reservation and all over the Highway outside of the Casino, Kemosabe), and I know that outside of the Oakland Raiders (Who have about the worst coach in NFL History...Where did he come from again? Wait...), no collegiate team could hold a candle to any NFL squad...and I do mean any (once again, with the obligatory exception for Al Davis' overpaid chumps in Oak-town)...

Keep going...I can go all night, Snakebite...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:41:24 -0000

You haven't a clue when you're being lead down a path, do you, Tommy?

Why even BOTHER asking questions you know I'm setting you up to answer when they're "seemingly" so obvious?

You see, that's the difference between LSU & USC...At LSU, Ryan Perrilloux was never charged with a single felony, and was merely given a ticket as a minor trying to get on a "gaming" (Gambling is outlawed in Louisiana; however, "Gaming" is completely legal...The difference? The absence of the two consonants -b and -l in the name, of course...) boat in Baton Rouge...

Basically, something along the lines of what Jimmy Clausen recently got caught on .jpg's partaking in over in South Bend, and more than a few other collegians have done in their careers...

Even though the kid was never arrested and charged with a single crime, we threw him off our team even though we knew we'd need him this year with our schedule and looking at our current QB depth chart more than any other time in his career at LSU...

At USC, you guys just get the charges dropped...Oh, I'm sure you didn't quite push as hard to get those things taken care of after you knew Bitch Mustain & her pageant mom were coming in Los Angeles after being (Casey) Dick(ed) over in Fayettnam, but all the same...Quite convenient your boy got the charges dropped...JUST as ours did each time something serious came up...

At LSU, it got to be too much...At USC, they worried about their seventh straight PAC-10 title...

In other words...One program not only has double the BCS trophies as the others...The other program isn't afraid to throw the single biggest pieces of their respective national championship puzzle off the team-AFTER Spring Practice...

To use just one more word and boil all of that, including the previous paragraph down to one word, used to describe what LSU has and USC does not...

It's simple: Integrity...

Forward that to alwayscompetecarroll@usc.edu

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:41:03 -0000

TE:

That goes ditto for you - but it aint gonna happen. I think the answer to your question is both Auburn 02-03 and Arkansas 05-06. Not one of those RB's (Brown, Williams, McFadden or Jones) could do squat against the Trojan defense - in a combined four games. Does that make us better than any NFL defense? Quite possible.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:15:04 -0000

Remind me again which team was bowl eligible and had a two 1st round picks at RB who are now starters on their respective NFL teams?

Was that Arkansas, or Stanford?

Seriously...I'm letting you get up off the mat, repeatedly...I love your spunk, but someone on your end needs to throw in the towel, homey...I don't want to permanently hurt your psyche...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:15:02 -0000

TE:

1.) That has to be LSU - as their QB was kicked off the squad for many untold violations of teams rules and misconduct. USC does not have any "sexual predators" currently on the roster.

2.) Must be the team that has, on both occasions, been fortunate enough to not having to play the best team in the country in both 2003 and 2007.

3.) See answer # 2 - above.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:00:11 -0000

TE:

That's Pat Hill's mantra, "Anyone, anywhere, any place". BTW, he's the coach at Fresno State. You remember, that little WAC school that you guys fearlessly played last year? You really ought to brush up on some of your football knowledge. Other than that - you almost appear to have an education.
Really dude - you backed into the NC game. You couldn't even beat a pathetic Arkansas team. Want me to back that one up? LSU was fortunate, as a two loss team, to get the game. There were several other two loss teams that could have gotten there. You lucked out. The luckiest part was that Ohio State only lost once. Otherwise, you may have had to play a two loss Trojan team. And, we all know what would have happened then.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:54:25 -0000

Dear Tommy_Durex,

Stanford 24

USC 23

Your Friend,

-TE-

P.S.-->Pop Quiz, Two Questions, True or False:

#1.) Which team is quarterbacked by an alleged sexual predator: LSU or USC?

#2.) Which team has an undefeated record in BCS Championship Games: LSU or USC?

Bonus: #3.) Which team has two BCS Trophies?

(There will be no time limit on this quiz)

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:37:37 -0000

2 for 1, TE? Come on. Really? Is this the same guy that told you that Miles was going to Michigan and Spurrier was coming in to replace him?

Any evidence of what you're saying make it into print? Just trying to be objective here...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tom_Blogical — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:31:10 -0000

"Good job, Ohio State."

That's the only thing Ohio State will punk USC on this week. I think I'll take it and run.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

-TE- — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:12:56 -0000

Verge Ausberry already asked, and you guys asked for a 2 for 1...

Verge is our Associate AD in charge of scheduling, and I encourage you to toe up to the line and prove me wrong...

From the horse's mouth, your coach's mantra of "anyone, anywhere, anytime" is as empty as you are...

Once again, scoreboard, LSU...You had your shot to meet us in New Orleans...Too bad you couldn't win your two games with your backup...We went 2-0 with ours, and the 2nd was with the conference championship on the line, suck...I mean, brotha!

Try to beat the dregs of your own conference before you step to LSU...You're out of your league...

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:17:59 -0000

WEA:

They come crawlin' up out of the sewers. I swear it's like "night of the living dead" out here. They're all hooked on crack or meth and are lookin' for some "sugar daddy" to take em' home. Pete don't have to find them. Pete has got to find a way to keep em' from climbin' the fences at the practice facility. That's the problem.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:11:01 -0000

You guys keep on topic! Now how exactly does Pete find these girls? Through the internet, or down on Sunset?

:-)

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:56:53 -0000

TE:

I'd rather have you talk the administrators out there into scheduling a home and home with Southern Cal. You got any pull? We don't need to have a "crystal ball" to know that we would just whip your azz!

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:38:00 -0000

Kevin:

Great job on this post. You must be laughin' your azz off at this one. You got these SEC wannabe's crawlin' outta the woodwork. Touche'.

Re: Pete Carroll will not get you a date with a movie star

Tommy_Trojan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:32:19 -0000

TE:

How bout your an idiot. Your the punk who does a whole lot of shit talkin' for some bitch who aint never played us. If your so unfortunate enough to ever have to play Troy - we will kick the livin' shit outta your sorry punk azz team. That's a fact!