DISQUS

Fanblogs.com: The Invasion of the Women

  • "BC" · 5 months ago
    rule to the guys (especially TE) - don't creep the women out please. they are here to discuss college football. they should be able to partake in discussion without having to fight off advances.

    ladies - feel free to message me on disqus if you want my phone number, e-mail, attention, etc.
  • Ben Prather · 5 months ago
    ROFLMAO!!!!
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Well, I did message your girlfriend on Facebook, but it was just to send her this post...

    I also told her to tell Punjab hello...
  • "BC" · 5 months ago
    my girlfriend knows i'm a swinger, and she accepts me for who i am.

    come on TE, we're all just havin fun here. try not to be so sensitive.

    we all know you're not really a creep--wait, did you just track down my girlfriend via facebook and message her? ....
    (women, lock your doors)
  • OU_Ron · 5 months ago
    Nice BC, an open minded girlfriend....didn't you mention in a thread quite a while back that your girlfriend neutered cat's.....you better not make her mad with all that swinging, she might upgrade that practice to boyfriends..
  • 1Tomcat · 5 months ago
    BC-I saw a sign one time that said-We dont serve Women-you got to bring your own-I haven't noticed a huge influx-but what the heck-I've enjoyed reading the posters whatever the gender-makes no difference.
    Now Coondawg's wife was pretty good as I recall
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    NOt to "toot my own horn"...

    But...

    I'll be taking credit for bringin' 8 of those on board by my count...
  • War_Eagle_Atlanta · 5 months ago
    Ahhh. The Hippy Harem....
  • Zac · 5 months ago
    R U sure you're not Italian? Just josh'n...great job as usual, Hippster. In my view, there's only one category missing up top: OH YEAH!!!
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Taking credit for them after making all the secretaries at your office become fans to watch you rail against everything from Florida State to the essence of Strawberries in beer should count about as much as an Iranian Election...
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    Gee...

    You sound a little bitter there, TE...

    As well as chauvinist...

    Are you saying that women can only be secretaries?

    And speaking of the Noles...

    I seem to remember two Fanblog moderators claiming that I was a bit off the mark when I stated that FSU would be vacating some victories in their little academic fraud incident...

    Hate to be a "told ya so"...

    But...

    Told ya so...
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Did not FSU appeal that? Is said appeal not still pending? Pardon me if I didn't take more than a passing interest in disagreeing with you. It was probably more to just keep a streak intact...

    Oh, and RE: sexytaries...Nothing wrong with them, and I love all women (Save for Rosie O'Donnell, though I don't think she qualifies anymore), regardless of whether or not they are Administrative Assistants or Alabama Fans...

    I'll leave you with a quote about women I'm fond of...

    I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    And what are they appealing?

    The exact thing I said was going to happen...

    Which, will be upheld...

    And honestly, TE...

    Just because you can't seem to get any women to join up on the fan page doesn't mean you gotta hate on those that can...

    Don't hate the player, baby...

    Hate the game...
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    One would have to be motivated to actually try-which I have not-to hate those who do...

    I was just getting a shot in at you, for once over something other than the Fooseball...
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    I was just getting a shot in at you...

    Too bad you missed...
  • OU_Ron · 5 months ago
    Great, now we can vote...
  • Ben Prather · 5 months ago
    You are not against Fanblogs Suffrage are you?
  • OU_Ron · 5 months ago
    Not at all, I'm all for it.....
  • Ramblin' Gator · 5 months ago
    I welcome the women!

    Please don't be offended by the bawdy humor and sexual innuendo here, ladies. Lots of us guys just need an outlet for our perverse and demented minds.
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    I don't think there's one lady I invited that would be offended...

    As a matter of fact...

    Your probably more likely to be offended by them...

    Some of 'em got mouths that would shame a sailor...
  • Ramblin' Gator · 5 months ago
    Outstanding! My kind of women!!
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    You file that type under the "Chris Ledoux" heading...
  • badgerballer · 5 months ago
    Tough to really come up with more than one or two places or situations where more women isn't a good thing. (& if they happen to be good looking, well,...that doesn't exactly 'hurt' either)
  • Regan · 5 months ago
    Women always beats No Women. Boo-Ya. :)
  • facebook-1429062693 · 5 months ago
    Who's gonna be the first couple to meet on fanblogs, move across country to get married, name their kid 'Kevin rival (insert last name), and divorce in 3.5yrs?
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Dude...Rawr's losing to Good?

    You guys have lost your minds...
  • gatorhippy · 5 months ago
    That's "Rawr!" as in "Hells yeah I like hot women!"

    Of course, its understandable that you wouldn't get that since it appears you might not even like women...

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Hipster, I know full well what the Rawr means...

    ...and sir, the gender has no finer aficionado/admirer/devotee/insert pithy synonym for fan of than yours truly...

    I have been hooked my entire life...

    I too share your Seinfeld like acceptance of those who might find "alternatives" to my hopeless dedication to females, but sir, if you do anything, do not discount my affinity for women...
  • Zac · 5 months ago
    I wuz right. U R Eye-Tal-Yun!
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    I'm a right proud Mic....
  • Zac · 5 months ago
    Then, find yourself a knock-out Italian lasse. I don't know what it is, but Irish/Italian marrages produce beautiful kids. I should know; I've gone to school with bunches of em.
  • TigerEducated · 5 months ago
    Y'know, I'm dating a Native American one these days...

    5-9, tennis playing type...Long brown hair...My friend's nickname for her is Pocahontas...

    I like the part of the ethnic makeup that leaves them unable to handle alcohol like the rest of us...It puts me at a decided advantage, LOL...
  • Bama_Babe · 5 months ago
    Esatto!

    I've got that Italian blood.
  • Zac · 5 months ago
    See, I rest my case. (Knew there was something special about you!)
  • facebook-17812817 · 5 months ago
    No one likes a sausage party.