Fanblogs.com: Top 10 Things SEC Commissioner Mike Slive Told Lane Kiffin in Private
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
Kevin's gonna sh*t when he finds out how many SEC threads we did!!!
:-)
Ben Prather
· 6 months ago
I am pretty sure that guy was in Destin, Florida today...
fosterkeats
· 6 months ago
And the "home office" of the SEC is in Birmingham...
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
And don't you think the prime reason for that fact, Foster, is residual 'pull' that Alabama still yields.
I think the conference would be better served if the office was in Atlanta, but call me a homer. Wait. You're one of those homers, too.
fosterkeats
· 6 months ago
I really don't think it matters... but I would rather it be in The Ham than here in Atlanta if your theory holds...
Regan
· 6 months ago
I am really hoping that Kiffin is as good at winning as he is at entertaining us...
And WEA, before Kev gets back, you could run a Purdue story on Robert Marve to get out of the SEC to soften the blow...not that anyone cares, but hey, just tryin' to help. :)
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
Email me a link!! I thought Marve wanted to walk on at Tennessee?
Okay, Regan: You're a part-time Vol fan. Was it funny or not? Not too condescending?
Regan
· 6 months ago
We'll do!
Funny? Yeah, considering he's got his Dad on staff, etc. Right now all is well...there's no 'low blows' regarding Kiffen because he hasn't given the Vols anything to celebrate or hang heads about just yet.
Condescending? Nah, don't think so. And even if it was, the guy's wife is so hot that he can freakin' take some heat and it not bother me.
Then again, of my 3 teams, my fellow TENN fans are the ones who seem to disown me the most; I guess it's an SEC thing. :-)
1Tomcat
· 6 months ago
WEA I wiki'ed Kiffin- Wow this guy needs to shut up He even told a prospect that if he signs with the Gamecocks that he would be pumping gas the rest of his life-the HS coach heard it on a speaker phone You can't believe everything on wikipedia, because of known mistakes and misinformation, but if just half of this junk is true then the Vols sure screwed up hiring this loud mouth
Regan
· 6 months ago
Hey, it's true. :-)
LOL, jk...
TigerEducated
· 6 months ago
I was in Destin about a month ago...Stayed there for a bachelor Party at the beautiful Seascape Resort on the Golf Course...
Should've pushed the weekend back a few weeks...I'd have made a pass at Kiffin's wife...
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
I would have liked to hear you state your case...
TigerEducated
· 6 months ago
Would've been short, sweet, and to the point...
Layla, I'm not here to tell you what my last name is. I don't have to pass any tests to recruit you here. I'm not talking about a four or five year commitment.
Let me put it this way, Layla...If you were a bag of chips, & I were a battery, you'd be Frito Lay, and I'd be EVEREADY...
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
What's amazing about your schtick, is that I've never heard ANY of it before.
LMAO...
I don't think it would hurt if you ripped your shirt off, though...
Zac
· 6 months ago
Why beat around the "bush" with all that, TE. Just walk up to her wearing a ball cap which reads "Mustache Rides, $ 0.50." I think she'd get the hint. (Mucho funny stuff, by the way...)
Mr2Bits
· 6 months ago
Ahhh, good old Lane Kiffin, it never ends.
USC1801
· 6 months ago
If daddy or Slive can't silence him, Kiffin better watch himself or the "Spur-minator" might have to put him in his place:
"South Carolina's Steve Spurrier confronted Kiffin in front of the media after being told that Kiffin said that he has never received an apology from Spurrier after the Gamecocks coach publicly questioned whether he had passed the NCAA recruiting test before calling prospects.
Spurrier turned and saw Kiffin, who was waiting to board an elevator after a meeting of all the coaches.
"I didn't accuse you of cheating," Spurrier said, while pointing at Kiffin. "I said, 'Is it permissible to call recruits before he's announced as head coach, before you take the test?'"
I really don't want to go there, but please don't call anyone the "Spur-minator".
Yeah, it works in text, but not in speech... :-)
I will compliment you for coming up with the best porn name the world could ever know, though, USC1801...lol...
OU_Ron
· 6 months ago
Kinda fits in with the team name, don't ya think..;-)
Regan
· 6 months ago
*closes eyes and slaps forehead*
*tries to think of something to type*
*somehow wastes five minutes*
*shakes head in disgust*
*gives props*
1Tomcat
· 6 months ago
ROFLOL The Cocks coach known as the " spur-minator" Na that's not right
TigerEducated
· 6 months ago
Ron sneaks one in on us...
[Geezus...It's 1:23am CST, and the bad pun meter is literally overflowing on me at this point. Better shut 'er down for the night]
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
hahaha!!
Zac
· 6 months ago
Waaaaaaaaaaay to funny, Ron. You keep this up, and I don't know what we'll talk about when I hit OK City this Thursday afternoon.
USC1801
· 6 months ago
Regan - Yeah, you are right. . . I never gave it a thought. Sorry to offend.
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
That's almost as funny as the comment about how they really invented Gatorade at Florida STATE, but they couldn't market the name Seminole Fluid...
USC1801
· 6 months ago
Lol. . . that's terrible! No, pitiful, just pitiful.
HEY, I RECANT!
Zac
· 6 months ago
I'm just waiting for someone to post something involving OR St. You can just imagine what the headlines would read if SC & OR St played. (I would have phrased that as a question, but I already know the answer.)
Cocks Beat the Spread; Put it to Beavers.
Beavers Comeback Falls Short as Cocks Score Late.
Cocks Can't Stay A'Head as Beavers Pull Away.
Come'on, War Eagle. Whar's that Top-10?
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
We did that one about a year ago. Somebody find it! It wasn't a separate thread, but in the comments section, I think.
vincetastic
· 6 months ago
Hey War Eagle Atlanta, this top ten list is fantastic. #2 is the best, I wish I were a college football head coach, I'd be getting all the ladies. You can post this to our site and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
War_Eagle_Atlanta
· 6 months ago
Wow. My first fan letter and I have to edit out the spam portion. Thanks, anyway!
Zac
· 6 months ago
Classic thread, as ususal, War Eagle. Great stuff!!!
fosterkeats
· 6 months ago
Kiffin is the poster "child" for early 30s whiny brats of this country...
I'm 35 and know "men" and "women" my same age who whine about work and "not getting respect" and "I'm worth more than $50k a year" and these same f*cksticks never had a job until they got out of college and were spoiled by their parents and think the world revolves around them... typical douche bags... Kiffin has done nothing at UT yet thinks he should get the same respect as Spurrier or Saban or Miles or even Brooks... Hell, Bobby Johnson is more worthy than that whiny little prick Kiffin...
Bitter??? Yep, dang near killed her...
1Tomcat
· 6 months ago
Foster This guy hasn't coached a single game and has stirred up more B/S that all the other coaches combined- you would think that the admin and AD at Tenn would be embarrassed by all the negative attention this Dude generates toward the program- they could have hired any of the guys on the other thread-worst performances and done better- real kicker is this guy has millions in a buyout clause. Too late now Vols yall are stuck with this dude-how was this guy even included in the search much less hired as HC is beyond me.
All Comments
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I think the conference would be better served if the office was in Atlanta, but call me a homer. Wait. You're one of those homers, too.
And WEA, before Kev gets back, you could run a Purdue story on Robert Marve to get out of the SEC to soften the blow...not that anyone cares, but hey, just tryin' to help. :)
Okay, Regan: You're a part-time Vol fan. Was it funny or not? Not too condescending?
Funny? Yeah, considering he's got his Dad on staff, etc. Right now all is well...there's no 'low blows' regarding Kiffen because he hasn't given the Vols anything to celebrate or hang heads about just yet.
Condescending? Nah, don't think so. And even if it was, the guy's wife is so hot that he can freakin' take some heat and it not bother me.
Then again, of my 3 teams, my fellow TENN fans are the ones who seem to disown me the most; I guess it's an SEC thing. :-)
He even told a prospect that if he signs with the Gamecocks that he would be pumping gas the rest of his life-the HS coach heard it on a speaker phone
You can't believe everything on wikipedia, because of known mistakes and misinformation, but if just half of this junk is true then the Vols sure screwed up hiring this loud mouth
LOL, jk...
Should've pushed the weekend back a few weeks...I'd have made a pass at Kiffin's wife...
Layla, I'm not here to tell you what my last name is. I don't have to pass any tests to recruit you here. I'm not talking about a four or five year commitment.
Let me put it this way, Layla...If you were a bag of chips, & I were a battery, you'd be Frito Lay, and I'd be EVEREADY...
LMAO...
I don't think it would hurt if you ripped your shirt off, though...
"South Carolina's Steve Spurrier confronted Kiffin in front of the media after being told that Kiffin said that he has never received an apology from Spurrier after the Gamecocks coach publicly questioned whether he had passed the NCAA recruiting test before calling prospects.
Spurrier turned and saw Kiffin, who was waiting to board an elevator after a meeting of all the coaches.
"I didn't accuse you of cheating," Spurrier said, while pointing at Kiffin. "I said, 'Is it permissible to call recruits before he's announced as head coach, before you take the test?'"
Kiffin, clearly embarrassed, mumbled something inaudible."
Yeah, it works in text, but not in speech... :-)
I will compliment you for coming up with the best porn name the world could ever know, though, USC1801...lol...
*tries to think of something to type*
*somehow wastes five minutes*
*shakes head in disgust*
*gives props*
The Cocks coach known as the " spur-minator"
Na that's not right
[Geezus...It's 1:23am CST, and the bad pun meter is literally overflowing on me at this point. Better shut 'er down for the night]
HEY, I RECANT!
Cocks Beat the Spread; Put it to Beavers.
Beavers Comeback Falls Short as Cocks Score Late.
Cocks Can't Stay A'Head as Beavers Pull Away.
Come'on, War Eagle. Whar's that Top-10?
I'm 35 and know "men" and "women" my same age who whine about work and "not getting respect" and "I'm worth more than $50k a year" and these same f*cksticks never had a job until they got out of college and were spoiled by their parents and think the world revolves around them... typical douche bags... Kiffin has done nothing at UT yet thinks he should get the same respect as Spurrier or Saban or Miles or even Brooks... Hell, Bobby Johnson is more worthy than that whiny little prick Kiffin...
Bitter??? Yep, dang near killed her...
Too late now Vols yall are stuck with this dude-how was this guy even included in the search much less hired as HC is beyond me.