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Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Bevo_Boiler — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:00:28 -0000

You do know that he just replied via e-mail, right? He didn't knowingly advertise that (to my knowledge anyway. If he did, that's just weird).

And, just to reply to Coach Stewart, I have two things to say: First of all, did you ever wonder why water tastes a little bit different when you drink it through a straw? Secondly, you may have all of that stuff to rule the world, but we have something very similar to the mafia here in Indiana, it's called corn.

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Zac — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:24:34 -0000

Right! Like your award winning salesmanship has really enticed me to go there. While we're at it, ya got any bridges ya wanna sell in this easy economy? Thow speaketh out of thy tookus.

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

TheSickMindOfJasonSkrew — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:56:22 -0000

Dude...I don't have to really say anything about Stewart. The proof is in
the results. He was handed a Top 10
college football program and by week 3 of this season the team vanished from
the Top 25. They went on to lose the Big East when all they had to do was
beat Cincinnati, Pitt and South Florida and they couldn't even do that. Christ,
they barely held on to beat a lousy South Florida team. Now Butch Davis and
North Carolina
are going to teach Hillbilly Bill a thing or two about playing football.

The sad thing is this moron will get to keep his job. Tell me smart
ass....what qualifications did Bill Stewart have to become the head coach of a Top 10
team? Are you honestly going to tell me that Stewart is a better coach than
Rodriguez? Do you honestly believe that the state of WV has enough oil to
lubricate the world? I gave him too much credit for being Forrest
Gump....Stewarts more like the kid playing the banjo in the movie Deliverance.

Twenty years ago Bill Stewart coached VMI for one season to a losing record
and was fired because of an
incident involving a black player. Yeah...that definitely qualifies him to
be the head coach of a Top 10 team.
If you think anything different my man, then you're an even bigger imbecile
than Bill "Bread Head" Stewart!

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Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Porcine — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:05:35 -0000

Ah yes, Nintendo. Why did they quit making them?!

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

shiguy — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:58:34 -0000

Alright alright, there is a reason behind what he said. Apparently it is a line from an opera house in West Virginia. Here is the link to the article explaining this.
http://dailymail.com/Sports...
I hope that this clears things up a little bit for people.

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

shiguy — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:53:49 -0000

Wow I think in this post I accomplished both showing my age.....and my youth. Half the people on here are going to be too old to know it's a line from a famous Japanese video game. It was rushed into production so they used an automated translator for the english subtext resulting in lines like above and "You have no chance to survive make your time.", or "Somebody set up us the bomb."

On the other hand the game was also on the original nintendo so for the other half of the audience here they're probably thinking "that sh#ts an antique!!"

I think i'm going to start using these lines here we come north carolina!!! You have no chance to survive make your time!!! hahaha

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

TheSickMindOfJasonSkrew — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:53:18 -0000

Bill Stewart is an idiot. Period. He should be tossed out on his tookus...
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Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Zac — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:30:49 -0000

Relax, shiguy. What'd ya expect outta someone from Michigan.

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Porcine — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:47:51 -0000

At least you didn't go Mr Pottyman on me.

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TampaGator — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:39:14 -0000

That pretty much settles that--not much more need be said about the comments.

You should repost it below .

GO GATORS!!

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OU_Ron — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:22:57 -0000

I thought it might be some lyrics to a heavy metal rock song played backwards, but then it didn't make any sense that way either...;-)

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Ben Prather — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:07:19 -0000

Alien Cat races taking over the world!!

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shiguy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:51:44 -0000

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shiguy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:39:01 -0000

Again H...if you don't get that Jason, get off the thread.

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shiguy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:36:56 -0000

H..

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

TheSickMindOfJasonSkrew — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:04:23 -0000

Let me also add that thanks to the coaching of Bill Stewart and his staff, by losing the Big East which they should have won easily, he cost the university over 1.5 million dollars by missing the
BCS bowl game. Thanks Bill....happy recruiting after you get your butt handed to you by North
Carolina. Stewarts making about 1.5 million a year less than Rodriguez so I maybe it's a wash but in Stewarts case, WVU got what it paid for. My prediction for WVU next year is 4-8....it's back to being a basketball school again!!

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

TheSickMindOfJasonSkrew — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:56:30 -0000

If you've ever wonder what happened to Forrest Gump after he left the Bubba Gump Shrimp company, he is alive and well as the head football coach at West Virginia University. This dip stick was handed a top 10 team and within 3 weeks of the season opener had the team in the tank. After losing to Cincinnati and Pitt and barely holding on to beat South Florida, it's amazing to me that this bread headed hillbilly gets to keep his job. If the state of WV has enough brains to run the world, then someone please tell me where those brains were thinking when they hired a man with almost no head coaching experience to lead a top 10 caliber football program. Welcome back to the days between Bowden and Nehlen Mountaineers fans. The Dark Days have returned to Morgantown.

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Bama_Babe — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:27:21 -0000

Ok, Rascal Flatts...

;)

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Zac — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:45:53 -0000

Now you cut dat out! Everybody knows ole Jed got rich by saving money by switching to GEICO.

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1Tomcat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:37:41 -0000

Good comeback guys- BTW the temp went from 85 to 35 in about 1 hour last night
One thing about Texas weather if you dont like it just wait a while it will change.
Yes it was blowing from yalls direction

Its got to be really cold up there were yall are.

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

1Tomcat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:25:02 -0000

Thanks Im laughing purty hard
Jed " Boy is that your parachute" ? "No Uncle Jud Thats my lunch us astronats get purty hungry" say Jethro with a huge bottle rocket strapped to his back." Light me up"

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

USC1801 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:59:09 -0000

Speaking of "playing it backwards. . . "

What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your house back, your wife back, your dog back, . . . .

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

shiguy — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:27:50 -0000

Funny after we beat UGA and then GT a lot of people were saying we should just start making signs that read "West Virginia University, the Georgia State Champion!"

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War_Eagle_Atlanta — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:27:23 -0000

I said ANNAL!!!!!

Re: WVU coach plans world domination

Porcine — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:49:04 -0000

I appreciate the offer, but no annals for me. it's been a while since I have seen the video.